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We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes off To Have a Good Time

In Uncategorized on 7 October 2007 tagged boys:dumb, classiness, hoesindifferentareacodes, i got hoes in different area codes, i'm so classy, walkofshame with 6 comments

Walk of Shame Hall of Fame:
A. While I was walking down Franklin Street, in the patent walk of shame haze with my er, uh, friend and the unthinkable happened: someone I knew saw me. No, not an ex-boyfriend, but rather a casual acquaintance who was dressed to go to work and was walking down the [...]

in the night, in my dreams i talk to you

In Uncategorized on 13 August 2007 tagged badboys, bikemusicfestival, boys, boys:dumb, i amanasshole, pickupartist with no comments

My blog posts lately have resembled long IM conversations with myself. I apologize.
6:12am, I am ignoring the fact that I am back at the cube farm in a few hours.
I was going to post something making fun of the Bicycle Music Festival that I accidentally attended part of at Dolores Park on Saturday except I [...]

text messages i have sent

In Uncategorized on 27 July 2007 tagged boys:dumb, christopher, outbox, SMS, textmessages with 1 comment

Just a few snippets from my “Sent Items”:
#1. I think Ja Rule is really under appreciated.
#2. How’s the snuff film coming along?
#3. I am easily hooked on being a fake rock star.
#4. The cat is raping me again.
#5. I am partial weight bearing sluts!!!
#6. Abortion, like rape is always funny.
#7. Compare me to alanis again [...]

Guys & Dolls

In Uncategorized on 23 July 2007 tagged boys, boys:dumb, dating, davecat, documentary, realdoll with 7 comments

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I watched the infamous HBO Real Dolls (NSFW) documentary years ago and like most people, think of the Real Doll and its users as either rich sex addicts or as a punchline. But I stumbled onto this link via Jezebel yesterday morning of a BBC special (the link above [...]