Besides having a big ass, that is. Apparently according to this clip from her reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim & I are both just like "007". As in, we are both hella nosy.
I’m not gonna lie: I found out who my ex started boning after me when I checked his voicemail [...]
I’d like to tell you about another cringe inducing story from my past. When I first moved here, I was dating this guy I had met on Nerve named Ash. I was 20 and he was 31. Ash was very different from my previous boyfriends, who consisted of a socially inept dude who refused to [...]
As we all know, I love the Craigslist. You never know what you’re going to get when you post on the CL and that to me, is part of the fun. And I can’t knock it - I owe my life in San Francisco to Craig. I used to get my coffee from the same [...]
New Year’s Eve has been one of the biggest let downs of life as an adult (along with working a real job, having a real relationship & having a credit card). When I was a teenager, I just imagined that my New Years’ Eve would involve shindigs of the Paris Hilton variety: being in the [...]
Excuse the reference to the most cliched song of the past year, but it’s the only way I can describe how I feel about a recent happening in my little world, which basically consists of me only going to places in a 5 block radius. One of those places is the grocery store across the [...]
My blog posts lately have resembled long IM conversations with myself. I apologize.
6:12am, I am ignoring the fact that I am back at the cube farm in a few hours.
I was going to post something making fun of the Bicycle Music Festival that I accidentally attended part of at Dolores Park on Saturday except I [...]
My nap only sleep schedule ROCKS, you guys. Especially when I chase my dinner with Norco the world’s most wonderful opiate and sleep from 9pm-2am. Woo! Move over Vicodin, there’s a new pain killer love in my life.
I write to you today, dear Internet to share a link with you. A link so painfully close [...]
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I watched the infamous HBO Real Dolls (NSFW) documentary years ago and like most people, think of the Real Doll and its users as either rich sex addicts or as a punchline. But I stumbled onto this link via Jezebel yesterday morning of a BBC special (the link above [...]
When I was in high school, there was this kid named Gregory who was pretty much your standard Knicks-obsessed, baggy jean wearing (or rather, overall with only one hook on as we did in the late 90s), black male high school student who dropped like the N-word like his life was one long Ku Klux [...]
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