"Initially, I wanted to make fun of her and the show. I wanted to be like, ‘Lady, what’s with your highlights? Do you want Bruce Vilanch to play you in your Lifetime movie?’ But then I thought, no, that’s not how I really feel. I think Kirstie Alley is a beautiful woman and you know what would be wonderful? If she would just work the fat."
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From Wake-up Call to Kirstie Alley!
I wrote it! For The Huffington Post! More self promotion! You love(-ish) it!
(via mrpenguino)
