1. when racing in NASCAR, it is advantageous to drive close to other cars.
2. ghost hunters is fake, fake, fake. its very hard to come up with several different ways of saying “heard a noise,” “magnetic field levels were very high,” saw shadows.” none of the girls on the show resemble their head shots on the syfy channel’s website, by the way. it was like they hired models to stand in for the actual women on the show.
3. how are shows like EXTRA and entertainment tonight STILL on the air? it’s literally a bunch of announcers showing paparazzi footage and never saying anything that is remotely true. how hasn’t TMZ killed all of these shows off? is it because celebrities agree to go on there for “interviews?”
4. CSI is unrealistic to the point where it’s almost insulting as a viewer. i would say that lie to me is also the same way. also, deception experts?
5. i would say the best show i’ve had to watch is 90210, which is bad, but last night’s episode had a whole N.E.R.D concert and an extremely awkward samantha ronson cameo. i wrote her name down in my notes as “samro” for no one in particular.