here is a list of things that are currently annoying me:
1. why is there a whole reality show on TLC about a florist? how much could you possibly get out of it?
2. my work is a black hole. i don’t know why it takes me so long to write my surveys. no one has complained that i am taking too long, but i am paranoid. the one good thing is this job is like training for my writing brain, it’s forcing me to think in new ways and challenging me. those are all good things; this is only going to make me better and stronger. last night i wrote coherent statements about a NASCAR show. i have never seen NASCAR. i know virtually nothing about automobiles. i made it happen. it felt good.
3. this is petty but girls who post a ton of photos of themselves and then act all weird and self deprecating. no one is buying it. a long time ago when webcams were like $300, my friend anna and i would talk about how you fundamentally have to think you look good to be a camgirl. it’s the same thing now with the photobooth. just stop with the “oh look i just woke up” but yet there you are looking hot. i very rarely post photos of myself. i am deeply insecure. so there you go. just be all “DAMN I LOOK GOOD” like kim zolciak.
