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I am in it to win it with you, SXSW.

A number of you have been clicking through because of my SXSW panel submission on “Growing Up An Internet Oversharer”. This is a topic that is super close to my heart, as I have spent the last 11 years blogging in some fashion, starting when I was 15 and coded my very own HTML pages [...]


Maybe he’s the one.

5 years ago, I broke my foot. I was on an epic bender with a guy I had met online. I remember going into the bathroom of a crappy Thai restaurant he had taken me to in the Tenderloin, looking at myself in the mirror and thinking “You can do this. Man up. Don’t puke. [...]


New Developments

So, I’ve decided to try my hand at being an editor, rather than sole contributor of this blog, and am going to be transitioning to a group format in the next week. Right now, the biggest snafu is getting Wordpress MU up & running since that seems to be the best option to have multiple [...]


Honest to Blog, Dudes

Jezebel, I love you but you’ve got to edit this entry on how unprotected anal sex is "safer" than unprotected vaginal sex. Simply not true. Don’t believe the lies! A few of the commenters noticed this, but who knows how many people wont click through and will mis-spread this information? I’m posting this here so [...]


What Kim Kardashian and I have in common

Besides having a big ass, that is. Apparently according to this clip from her reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim & I are both just like "007". As in, we are both hella nosy. 
I’m not gonna lie: I found out who my ex started boning after me when I checked his voicemail [...]


I’m Rated X

I don’t know what I was thinking but I decided to maybe sign up for Pay Per Post and see if I could make some money schlepping something but was REJECTED today for -get this- having “mature content”. I wasn’t convinced so I asked another website if I was indeed X-rated. And this is what [...]


Day 12: My Plea for Forgiveness

Dear readers,
I done went and ignored you for 3 straight days after I told you I would be here every day for 30 days. And like an abusive boyfriend, I am back, on my knees, begging you to take me back and forgive me. It’ll be different this time, It’ll never happen again, all of [...]


Day 9: My Negative Coping Mechanisms

This is the point in any experiment in which I start to get bored and start to rationalize why I shouldn’t go through with my 30 posts in 30 days. Only 5 people read my blog, I think, and almost all of them know me in real life. I already did the entry about Vegas-Gate. [...]


Things I Would Like To Purchase

Or perhaps you can purchase them for me
1) A lovely Dutch bike mostly because I feel it will transform me from a clumsy, awkward looking poorly dressed geek into a cute, care free, girl on bike ala the girls of places like Copenhagen where everyone rides a bike and no one wears a helmet and [...]


my bedroom

my bedroom Originally uploaded by mariamargarita
The “Advanced Shake Reduction” setting on my camera rules. This picture looks good.
This is my room, where the magic happens. Or rather, my bed, from where I write almost all of my blog entries. Yes, I have that same IKEA bed [...]