Remnants of a pathetic dating life, the latest sad tale: I got a message on Myspace (yeah, I know) from a fellow expressing interest. I checked out his profile and he seemed like a new version of my ex-boyfriend, which is why I will now call him Joe 2.0. Except it’s more like buggy Joe [...]
I’d like to tell you about another cringe inducing story from my past. When I first moved here, I was dating this guy I had met on Nerve named Ash. I was 20 and he was 31. Ash was very different from my previous boyfriends, who consisted of a socially inept dude who refused to [...]
New Year’s Eve has been one of the biggest let downs of life as an adult (along with working a real job, having a real relationship & having a credit card). When I was a teenager, I just imagined that my New Years’ Eve would involve shindigs of the Paris Hilton variety: being in the [...]
Excuse the reference to the most cliched song of the past year, but it’s the only way I can describe how I feel about a recent happening in my little world, which basically consists of me only going to places in a 5 block radius. One of those places is the grocery store across the [...]
My very good friend Stephanie, who has known me since I was a 17 year old online journaller, keeps this list called “So…You Wanna Be My Boyfriend?” that she updates every few years. My girl’s got her shit on lock down these days, so I can’t show you her list, but it’s awesome. The following [...]
I am so hung over that despite the fact my computer is right next to me
I am posting from the Sk because the screen is hurting my eyes. I woke
up at 830 and that rush of every single kind of booze I drank yesterday
combined with the cigs combined with the chlorine (From the pool I
decided [...]
My nap only sleep schedule ROCKS, you guys. Especially when I chase my dinner with Norco the world’s most wonderful opiate and sleep from 9pm-2am. Woo! Move over Vicodin, there’s a new pain killer love in my life.
I write to you today, dear Internet to share a link with you. A link so painfully close [...]
When I was in high school, there was this kid named Gregory who was pretty much your standard Knicks-obsessed, baggy jean wearing (or rather, overall with only one hook on as we did in the late 90s), black male high school student who dropped like the N-word like his life was one long Ku Klux [...]
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