April 2009
203 posts
LOL
Someone got to my Wordpress blog by searching for “maria diaz sex blogger”. Funniest thing that’s happened in months. Really? Which ex boyfriend is this?
Ps, I am not a sex blogger. I write about sex sometimes but I am not, as Melissa Gira says, sexxxykitty69 writing about my (non existent) sexcapades.
March 2009
84 posts
“Where’s the fun in sharing secrets with strangers if you’re not allowed to be a...”
– Ex-oversharer « clever/bored
@nachoscience
“Ice” is slang for jewelry or diamonds.
Now.. who are you?
Holla at me plz.
Tumblr answer feature = most favorite thing ever....
Have you ever made love to a thug in the club with...
tesslynch:
walpaper:
Let Me Ride Dr. Dre via...
TODAY on Counterforce: 7 Questions with... Topher... →
This is me. I am Lollipop Gomez. I hate writing under a psuedonym. I think it is stupid. I like my name. I only do it because I like what Marco is trying to do there. But I interviewed Topher. This is me, ya’ll.
topherchris:
counterforce:
Lollipop’s interview series continues and her special guest is the internet’s own Topher Chris, discussing the important things in life like love,...
“I feel like someday you’ll become an internet hermit, leaving behind...”
the situation described below is my worst...
tylercoates:
The Internet has reached a new level of weirdness for me now that I’ve got people sending me passive-aggressive notes via Google searches. This morning someone “found” my blog by searching, “Tyler Coates is mentally ill.” I would probably be less amused if I didn’t know WHO the nutty Googler was, but the fact that I do - and seeing that he spent fifteen minutes reading my blog - keeps...
We Don’t Really Live In Public →
The joke about “overshare” and “living in public” is that no such thing actually exists. The story actually happens between the status updates, not in them.
When I think back on my years of…
“It’s 140 characters. It’s so few characters. If you need a ghostwriter for that,...”
– Shaq on celebrities who use ghost Twitterers, in the NY Times (via nickdouglas)
BitchBuzz Home: Irritating "Inspirational" Home... →
Inspirational home decor is how you know you are either in a middle aged lady’s house or in a just graduated from college girl apartment. Bonus points for the photos of the girl and all her friends having OMG SO MUCH FUN on the fridge.
“Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about the notion of a girl being “up for...”
– Because She’s “Up For It.” «
link via Rachel Kramer Bussel
DNA tests show boy-dad Alfie Patten is NOT the... →
Do any of you read british tabloids as much as me? In any case, Alfie is not the dad. I honestly don’t even think they had sex, maybe just fooled around. So sad to involve this little boy in the scam they were pulling.
Email: Three.Sentenc.es Is a Manifesto for More... →
How to be a total asshole in three sentences.
http://tylercoates.tumblr.com/post/89880869/you-say... →
tylercoates:
“You say you’re gonna take him, but I don’t think you can ‘cause you ain’t woman enough to take my man.”
I was looking for a song that is the response to this and came across this link: the most trifling lyrics in R & b history. What do we think?
A Brief History of Growing Up Online | SXSW.com →
YAY OUR OFFICIAL SXSW PODCAST IS UP!
A lot of people complained that the streaming from the panel wasn’t very good, so now you can listen!
I’m not ready to listen to it yet, but I hope it’s good.
TMZ Video Gallery →
TMZ is following around congresspeople now. It’s kind of amazing.
“The bottom line is, when you listen to your users, you get vanilla. feature...”
– No! Never Surrender To Your Users, Facebook.
Totally agree.
Facebook has set itself apart by pushing through unpopular features that people don’t think they want but actually do — again and again and again. I really hope they don’t stop.
(via superamit)
South By So What →
The below originally appeared at Counterforce.
I owe so many people stories about South by Southwest (if you don’t know what SXSW is, kill yourself) I’m starting to think I should just print…
the big ugly glasses trend
I’ve been wearing glasses a long time. A lonnnng time. 17 years now. Anywayz, it bugs that the hipster girls are now wearing big giant 80s style glasses as some kind of statement. Do you know how hard those of us who have HAD to wear glasses have worked to rid ourselves of that association? Trying to convince people who were horrified by the idea that they had to wear glasses that you could...
The best part about seeing who "likes" what
jgh:
It’s an instant rapey-douche alarm.
“So Zach Braff lies to Jenna and goes to a frat party with Rachel Bilson, because...”
– The Last Kiss - The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time - Videogum
Jade Goody was huge in the UK. She was on Big Brother, which is a very popular show there. She lived in public and decided to die in public so her kids could live off of the proceeds from the media attention. A twisted decision, but one that made sense for her.
poortaste:
r4chael:
i didn’t really have any idea who natasha richardson was before last week so all the news coverage on her seems...
Dig! on Hulu →
I’ve been recommending this movie to anyone and everyone. And now it is on Hulu. Ondi Timoner (the director) is so my girl right now.
BitchBuzz Tech: Reflections On SXSWi & The Pink... →
I wrote this on the plane Friday night and thought it was a good idea.
“Josh Harris, often called the “Warhol of the Web,” founded Pseudo.com, the first...”
– I saw this at SXSW and it made me cry a little bit. It’s SO GOOD. GO SEE IT.
We Live in Public (via elvira)
ok, i'm going to say it.
maura:
i’m sick of all the tumblrs that just post pictures of ‘hot’ chicks. it makes me feel like i am trapped in an auto body shop staffed entirely by people who apprenticed there while moonlighting at american apparel. and i don’t even drive.
YES.
i'm writing a letter i will never send
so i can look at in a few months and laugh at my own dramatic-ness.
that’s not really the reason i’m writing this letter, but the above is just a perk.
“Choose a gender neutral nickname/alias/handle for yourself to use whenever you...”
– Girl Zone’s Guide to the Internet (via melissa)
Oh man. Loving Melissa’s trip through the old school. I never picked gender neutral names. I wanted everyone to know I was a girl. Which is probably why all of my first sexual experiences were with Internet guys. I was just using it to cruise...
“Tumblr Unreblog: What happens when your girlfriend follows the same cutie you do...”
– via Gawker
No comment on this.
things i lost at SXSW
1. Black pearl necklace, bought at Urban Outfitters 2006ish. It fell behind the night stand and completely fell apart.
2. Red sundress I bought a few months ago that was too big so I would use it as a house dress. Left it on the hook of the bathroom of hotel #1.
3. Older black American Apparel hoodie that had multiple holes in it due to too many wash cycles. Left it on the floor of the RVIP...
Hanna Hilton - NSFW →
I’m at a SXSW film panel about porn and this actress is on the panel. She looks nothing like her photos. Much prettier and less plastic looking in person.
Austin Chic: SXSWi 09 Panel LiveBlog: A Brief... →
Another liveblog of the panel. This has some video taken on a Flip. This girl was really sweet.
A Brief History of Growing Up Online →
My Powerpoint from my presentation. Podcast (and some video, maybe?) to follow!
i'm an atheist
but i feel like i am being tested. watch to see if she breaks.