February 2009
123 posts
A celebration of teachers sleeping with under age... →
Slow news day
superawesomefantastic:
Apparently they aren’t too busy over at boston.com today.
lukas is a leg man
the tabby cat lukas doesn’t like to be pet with hands. instead when i am in bed, he rubs his body all over my legs for at least 10 minutes.
he also likes to chew on iphone cords. but i feel he knows this is the wrong thing to do.
he is still trying to get me to put him on a 5 dinner a day plan. if i don’t get it, then neither do you, dude.
“I might have spent the rest of my life in the slums or in prison if not for...”
– A Former Street Kid Sizes Up ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ | Newsweek International | Newsweek.com
Series of messages I almost sent you:
1) Locke is in my pants
2) Locke is sleeping between the folds of fat in my cat’s stomach
3) Locke is enjoying a margarita on the deck
4) Locke is doing shrooms with Hunterito
5) Locke is having an affair with Gretchen Rossi, real housewife of orange county
But then I didn’t send them.
(ps i don’t watch lost at all but most of the...
anyone who ruins top chef for me tonight will be...
ps, Locke’s been hiding in my closet.
but seriously. no spoilers!
dear internet
i love you today.
fuck the x’s, today all you get is o’s.
md
re: tumblr delete drama
shout out from Train wrecks. Be still, my beating heart.
trainwrecks:
mariadiaz:
And if they think that Ben,trainwrecks, etc were really being so awful and violating the TOS, then delete the blogs and stand by the decision to delete them. Stripping them of features is just petty.
Deleting them, bringing them back, and then doing this just makes the company look even younger and less...
re: tumblr delete drama
And if they think that Ben,trainwrecks, etc were really being so awful and violating the TOS, then delete the blogs and stand by the decision to delete them. Stripping them of features is just petty.
Deleting them, bringing them back, and then doing this just makes the company look even younger and less competent that it is. Think before you do something and stand behind your decisions, Karp.
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OctoMom Offered $1 Million to Make a Porno -... →
Times, they are tough.
One of my all time favorite songs. It was on every...
dumb is what you call someone when they go to...
Vote for me in this dorky karaoke competetion... →
SXSW will be the most humiliating experience …EVER!
Please vote for me.
“And f*** all yall haters that say all dat bull s*** bout him he is may baby nd u...”
– Chris Brown’s Only Fan Left Weighs in Her “Thoughts” to Nightly Candy « Nightly Candy w/ Nana-Adwoa Weblog
Presented without comment.
Reality TV Star, Jade Goody, Prepares to Die in... →
This story’s gotten really little coverage here as far as I can tell, but it’s blown up in the UK. I mentioned it a few days ago. Jade is a reality star who has a few months left to live and is broadcasting those last few months. It’s an interesting story for lots of reasons. I’m not sure what to make of it.On the one hand, it feels gross but on the other hand: someone...
A little 90s dance jam on your Saturday morning.
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Excuuuuse Me
This was a rumor that got repeated over and over agian. Sheree herself told Essence she would not be showing. Please read my bravo blog for accurage gossip from now on please :)
bravofan.com
mzchristine:
But wasn’t She by Sheree supposed to debut this week at fashion week? Why are there no pictures of this event? Did it actually not occur? Was it a fashion show without fashions??
things that hurt at first but are now fun
1. Waxing
2. Sex
3. Bourbon
“Also, you’re the only person on Tumblr who consistently writes her own...”
– An email I received from a friend yesterday. Thanks, Amiee!
Blame iTunes for the fact I can not post a song from my phone and am forced to post lyrics.
Also: blame me.
Fight the real enemy dept.
But then we would have no porn blogs. And that…would be sad.
maura:
I’d think that Tumblr’s most pressing content-related issues would involve blogs that specialize in reposting copyrighted content, but I guess that’s why I’m on the editorial side of things.
I could not have had a better day to be away from tumblr. It was nice to spend the day away from the dashboard noise for sure.
“Cigarettes Will Kill You”, Ben Lee
“In your line of work, you spend much of your time alone. How do you survive?...”
– Will Self, Daily Routines
“Jade Goody, a 27-year-old British woman suffering from cervical cancer, had her...”
– Disease: Reality Star Who Lived On Camera to Die On Camera
She says it’s to make as much money as possible for the kids she’s leaving behind. I don’t know what to say, but I think we all knew this was coming, right?
YouTube - The Perfect Man Part 3 →
While the rest of you are posting photos of classic movie stars and talking about Magnolia, I’m watching this incredible trumph of the cinema (which includes HIllary Duff as a YOUNG GIRL BLOGGER), The Perfect Man. A very kind soul uploaded it all to youtube so you can watch with me.
You’re welcome! :)
“So from now on: dinner dates. Like in Patti’s club, at 4 or 5 star restaurants...”
– The tyranny of the “drinks” date « One Sharp Broad
Last year’s V-Day.
I am not above it all.
Valentines day can blow me. Hard.
one of the best episodes of true life is on right...
i’m going to get married.
the couples are:
1) a total NJ guido couple. the dude has a sweatsuit and gelled hair and the girl is a hairdresser with skin a bright hue of orange and spectacular implants and acrylics.
2) gay couple living in columbus, ohio which they call the “san francisco” of the midwest.
3) rich Israeli girl living in miami and her douche-y CEO fiancee who...
painfully embarassing
I’m watching an episode of MTV’s True Life (which is one of my favorite shows) about long distance relationships and it’s excruciating to watch the women put so much more effort and be so much more affected than the men. The men are just fumbling around all clueless and the women are the very defenition of needy. You just want to force them to break up.
apparently so does everyone else. i should be...
the thing is, my tumblr BFF did not send me one. i am trying to shame him into doing so.
i'm not going to lie. i want more tumblr...
State of the Art - Twitter Is What You Make It -... →
Real journalism, ya’ll! If you like something, use it. If you don’t like, it don’t use it. If you put effort into something, you may reap more rewards. I wonder, as Meave said a few days ago about another NYT article how much they paid for this pile of redundancy.
Panels at SXSW Interactive 2009 | SXSW.com →
My panel is going up against the College Humor panel. Thinking of starting a rumor that their room is infected with SARS (vs my room, which will be full of unicorns and happiness and kittens) so people will come to my panel instead.
Alas. I don’t know how much overlap there will be between nostalgic girl bloggers and College Humor people? I’m mostly annoyed I won’t get to go to...
I worked with this guy Doug in college that was...
RNC: Valentine's Day Cards →
To make up for the fact that we can only send ONE free valentine with Tumblr, send these republican national committee v-day cards. They’re almost funny.
Let's be real about one other thing
I prefer television to movies. I know, you posting your movie stills and your addiction to Netflix, but I prefer television because I like getting to know characters for the span of a long time. I also prefer the more personal experience of watching television vs watching it in the movie theater, which is a dying ritual, but television feels like my friend. I really feel tv shows sometimes, I know...
“Violet believes that titles such as I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro!...”
– AVN :: Editorial: Self-Righteous, ‘Sex-Positive’ Violet Blue Can’t Get Her Facts Straight
Someone got serrrrrved.