October 2009
57 posts
“As a man who regularly hits all back walls, I know this woman knows her shit....”
– benjamincheck on Vagina Power and Penis Power (via fuckyeahyoutubecomments)
“Now that you mention Communism in Animal Farm, I do think I now remember that...”
– Several of my associates run fuckyeahyoutubecomments.tumblr.com
YouTube - Watership Down Comments
I am becoming obsessed with hilarious YT comments. There must be a Tumblr where these are indexed. Please link, if you know of one.
(via unsustainable)
“As mayor and former next door neighbor to Lark In the Morning, I feel I must say...”
– Lark in the Morning Closed « Mission Mission
There aren’t words to express how much I love this.
okay, i know i went to it in NYC
but i wish there was a non 140 conference filter. SHUT UP ALREADY.
obviously
I have personal experience with dudes who like thick girls because duh I am one, but its still nice to see it in the media.
tumbledore:
Modest Mouse - “Bankrupt On...
“What I loved about visiting with these two women, was much like my previous post...”
– Julia Allison | The Hypogeum
According to the foolios at RBNS, Julia is now a muse for some Amazon-crystal-chakra wielding woman.
This is pretty amazing.
(via jgh)
She’s losing it.
Q: What's more ridiculous than a Lifetime movie?
Word.
katoleary:
A: Law & Order: SVU
Subtle Sexuality →
Mindy Kaling just gets cooler and cooler. This is seriously the best thing ever.
Hey guys - remember when you watched the Six Feet...
A million times yes.
Still not over it, I don’t think.
viereckige-augen:
(via kiamatthews)
I remember. Why can’t there be another show as good as this? I don’t need fangs or stylish 1960s interiors or time travel. A couple of well-rounded characters are enough to make me happy. And cry when it’s over.
(Btw. that guy Claire ended up with? That was the only part that was kind of...
what's your favorite drip coffee?
don’t tell me to use a french press. work with me here.
“I have the unfortunate habit of not being able to have an affair with a man...”
– Judy Garland (via telephonemelts)
I'm just glad he went out happy, I think.
I’m so sorry to hear this. I know you loved that cat. He had a good life with you.
jgh:
He was really lethargic yesterday and today but when I went to go pet him this morning he purred for me and let me scratch his belly. I hope he knew how much I loved him.
xkcd - A Webcomic - So Bad It's Worse - HOSTED BY... →
Indeed. Let’s all represent, old schoolers.
dailyhuff:
A truly fitting farewell to Geocities.
my tumblarity went way up like POW!
thanks, ephraim!
are all the new gawker night editors using fake...
exstacy nieves! my drag queen name given to me by my bFF in high school.
dailyhuff:
inothernews:
alaskamiller:
mariadiaz:
don’t they know part of this job is humiliation and realizing you will never be able to hide from google ever again?
wtf is this fake name bs?
“Ephraim Gadsby”? Nah.
We should all figure out what ours would be - difficulty: it can’t be your current screen name....
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are all the new gawker night editors using fake...
don’t they know part of this job is humiliation and realizing you will never be able to hide from google ever again?
“this is a message to alll u Russians who also can read or speak English. Ok....”
– fangzz03 on Russian rap Timati
Dang, this video’s comments are what Fuckyeahyoutubecomments lives for.
(via fuckyeahyoutubecomments)
Is this bad?
It’s not bad, it’s the way to go.
What really bothers me is the Internet/social media whores who only tweet the names of the other social media whores they are hanging out with. OR people who re-tweet “BREAKING” news. They are the worst.
PS, I am so happy steve huff is on tumblr. I used to read his true crime blog waaaay back and followed it to its various incarnations.
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it's my birthday this week.
I am dreading it. I never really liked my birthday until I had a wonderful boyfriend who made a big deal out of it and then I had wonderful friends who planned parties but now those wonderful party planning friends are 3,000 miles away.
Supposedly my birthday present to myself was seeing them briefly the week of the 12th and then a weekend in Vegas, but the training at work and subsequent...
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STOP SAYING THINGS ARE EXCLUSIVE IF YOU GOT THE...
Seriously.
STOP.
“On the Times side, their policy is absurd. If they paid commensurate to what...”
– Pivo Divo - Junket-roversy
Uh huh.
working girl
i started a new part-time job. it’s perfect timing because if not, i’d likely have spent this entire week crying. but instead, i have to wake up early, get dressed, and actually go somewhere. and the job is not the kind of thing where there is time to fuck around on the internet and stare into space and think about nothing. and then, i get home, and i’m tired and i’m asleep...
“Do not begin a sentence with the phrase “Um, actually…”...”
– Twitter / Fake AP Stylebook: Do not begin a sentence wi …
“We do not want to direct them without warning toward profanity-laden screeds.”
– How to Get on Our Blogroll - Bay Area Blog - NYTimes.com
Clearly they missed that when they added Vegansaurus to their links. Also, so proud of vegansaurus for making the NYT bay area blog roll!!
UGH
trying to write about something beautiful in a beautiful way. it’s not easy. all i want to do is make it self aware and funny, but i feel that by giving it my usual dry, let’s-laugh-at-this treatment would betray what actually happened. i don’t want to do that.
Watchshirtdress:
“if i told you you were beautiful, would you date me on the regular?”
you know what? this is still a damn good song.
i am in a WEIRD place right now.
the blog will continue to be low-rent and i will continue to give you ZERO details. my tumbarity is now 4, so why bother? O tumblarity or bust!
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if you watch dexter, can you tell me about a...
My editor at b5 is on maternity leave and I have been posting on our Gilmore Girls site (very active and very time-consuming if you can believe it!)
Vanessa Marano, who played Luke’s daughter April has a 5-episode arc on the show and I haven’t been able to watch it or find any information on this character. Can anyone tell me about her?
thanks!!!!
“I think what really bugs me is that it plays in to the notion that we have to be...”
– I really like it when I discover that a lot of people who I admire are in their late 30s. It makes me happy, to think I have so much left to do.
Thoughts of a shy woman (via amberlrhea)
editor's note:
Stopped reading after the snotty “news-aggregator” site burn. Whatthefuckever.
rendit:
maura:
“sorry we went to harvard and you didn’t” is not an intellectual defense.
Seriously. I’m sorry, Keith, but Scocca’s problems were not with the form of the essay. They were very pointedly about the content (or lack thereof) of which. Kindly fuck that noise.
[Ed.: That’s also a neat trick...
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tumbledore:
Ghost Town DJs - “My Boo”
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Dramamine, Modest Mouse
dedicated to my new...