July 2008
47 posts
LOL!
2arrs2ells:
Only in san francisco do the strippers whisper in your ear ” be sure to post a good review on yelp”
why so many limits, craigslist responder?
I need a massage. I am poor. I put up an ad on CL, sometimes mediocre CMTs offer their services for free for women (my ex house mate used to do it all the time). Here is one response:
no cost to U at all except you have to get your own lotion as i have nothing here at my hotel. dont bring 15 of your best friends and no one but you, as i need no drama as i have already mentioned. i‘m in a...
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This Weekend In Bullets (title taken from jimrock)
Friday
Lost my cell phone. Feel lost without being able to text.
Spent the evening in the Upper Haight, across the street from my old apartment. Whoever lives there now must be the poly ren-faire type because their curtains have CELTIC KNOT DESIGN on them.
Went to see Harold & Maude at the Red Vic but spent last 15 minutes talking to my friend who works there to avoid the loud bitch...
Condoms: Sex Without Condoms Is Actually Better... →
I love this, because as we all know I am a fan of REAL TALK, especially when it comes to sex. I am stepping away from the comments becaue they are dumb: writing about something is not the same as telling someone else to do it.
And come on, assholes. Think about every step you’ve taken in your sexual history. Every single one, even the ones that “don’t count” because you...
my life: full circle
Ed: its like gossip girl
but without
the upper east side prep kids
also
does gossip girl have a twitter?
BECAUSE SHE SHOULD
me: OMG SHE SO SHOULD
Ed: isnt that the point of twitter?
so someone can BE gossip girl
some of my best friends are vegan
i used to write poetry. i wrote this when i was 18, almost 8 years ago:
The waiter with translucent eyes is glaring at me from behind his pen and notepad. I have made the mistake of wearing leather to a vegan restaurant. I smile at him, and offer my order as a truce.
“Marinated tofu sandwich, mashed potatoes with brown rice gravy, Soymilk latte”
He sees only the dead...
You don't have to be hot to have sex
jgh:
POLL FOR MAH TUMBLR GIRLZ:
Have you ever noticed that “older guys”, as a general rule, tend to love your body a whole lot more?
I have found that older men tend to have more realistic expectations of what women’s bodies due to actual real experience. A younger guy who has only had some hookups or who mostly knows about sex b/c of porn may not be clued into what women’s bodies...
Blogs for Print Nerds: Zine Fest Flaunts Camp and... →
zine fest!
and another thing
The fact that a Chelsea Handler quote is getting re-blogged like 500 times today is REALLY irritating me.
i'm tired of things not working.
in other words, TWITTER GET IT TOGETHER. I NEED YOU.
i’m also tired of my craigslist ads getting flagged within 10 minutes of posting when they are completely legitimate. man, i remember the glory days of craigslist when every single ad wasn’t flagged into oblivion and wasn’t a western union scam. when you could actually find a part time job or get an apartment without having to...
beauty in truth
Today was one of those mornings I should have woken up and instantly felt a wave of severe regret come over me as I realized what I said (I don’t forget much). Strangely, I wake up kind of invigorated and without an ounce of remorse. I was being 100% honest with myself and with others and going after what I wanted (which I didn’t get) and that was fine, you know?
“Because fat girls do not get the rush that slim girls do, they don’t expect to...”
– As a chubby girl, I can say this is NOT TRUE. A burrito and a beer will do just fine.
“Chubby Girl” 1962? - ErosBlog: The Sex Blog (NSFW)
A dialogue in which a real geek learns about the...
Jim: sigh, you dont hang out on the cool side of the internet do you?
last night's karaoke recap
my “hipster rock block” night:
1. ready for the floor, hot chip
2. rebellion (lies), arcade fire
3. satisfaction, rolling stones
4. D.A.N.C.E, justice
5. love will tear us apart, joy division
yes, my KJ rules and gets all kinds of cool shit for us to sing.
last night was as usual, the best of times, the worst of times. my friend, who is young and cute and a total charmer (i have...
“There’s a weird squeamishness about blatantly sexual women in the indie...”
– The above is the reason I didn’t get laid in college.
The L Magazine, New York City’s Local Event Guide
“Also, I enjoy texting. Have you heard of it? You type stuff into your phone that...”
– I used to be a serial drunk texter of the worst order. I refuse to even look at my old phone. Word vomit all over the place. I’ve since cooled it and am (mostly) a responsible texter now. That shit will haunt you forever.
S. (via saramcpherson)
It's Always About A Boy →
I’m almost ashamed to show you this mess, b/c it’s not my best work but for some reason the majority of my music is in M4A. Why? I don’t know. Anyway, there was some shit that happened at the end of April and then some other shit happened in the first few weeks of June and I’m not going to write some long emo entry about what happened, so instead I will express myself...
Thanks to a dress with a v-neck in the front and back, I am rocking the world’s most incredible tan line right now after spending hours in direct sunlight on July 4th weekend. It’s a thing of beauty.
(I know, useless without pics. BITE ME, INTERNET)
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
What I miss most about my 16 year old self was the massive amount of balls I had, I was this weird combination of social awkwardness from having no friends for the majority of my life yet with a dark east coast sense of humor from being raised on MST3K and SNL and also a huge compulsion to get the fuck out of my parent’s house. I was kind of a little bad ass in high school (but still shy). I...
Chimichurri - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
I had frozen Chimichurri rice for dinner from Trader Joe’s and started thinking about how all my life, I thought of chimichurri as a burger. But how could I have been wrong about that? Wikipedia to the rescue!
Sooo Meaty... Interview w/ Joel McHale →
I’ve been watching Joel since he came on the soup in 2004! Makes me happy to see he is finally being recognized.
Save it till the morning after →
Dudes Today: The Emotional Conquistador Is The New... →
“The internet was once a big experiment of people trying out new personal forms,...”
– Fimoculous.com - internal - Rex Is Talking To Himself Again
Tracie & Moe from Jezebel →
The most annoying thing about some of the commenters and from the interviewer is that none of them appear to have ever actually read Jezebel. The tone that Moe and Tracie take in the videos is no surprise to anyone who has ever read the site, which is sarcastic and flippant and often “inappropriate”.
I only watched one clip from the interview, where Lizzie is stuck on...
Twitter / Nick Douglas: @juliaallison Oh darling,... →
OHHHH SNAP.
Follow the links, you’ll get it!
4th of July weekend has been filled with food,...
"a scary Carrie Bradshaw ghetto"
toomuchawesome:
rkb:
I don’t agree, but check out “The Carrie Bradshow Effect” by Courtney E. Martin and Hannah Seligson at Crucial Minutiae:
The thing is, of course, as Choire put it earlier this week, that men write the same kind of diaristic stories and are applauded for it (Dave Eggars, you remember, was a finalist for the Pulitzer, and David Sedaris is the man who made the...
“Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex...”
– Today’s WTF Moment: Tila Tequila Takes Credit for Legalized Gay Marriage at Deceiver.com
All I have to say is…THANKS TILA!
Cash-Waving Craigslist Player's Fury: 'These... →
I love this shit. I went to high school with 1,000 dudes just like this one
I’m just putting this here so I have an easy...
“Violet behaved in a way that made us reconsider whether we wanted to lend her...”
– That Violet Blue thing - Boing Boing (See also: VB, ethics, blogging, giving credit, denying links, sex) (via melissa)
The OHHH SNAP award of the day goes to Boing Boing. I’ve been following this story sort of closely but never get too interested in people getting indignant over others...
“my hot date overheard Fatty Fred Durst and Wanna-be Mike Ness (who, from the...”
– Lucky 13 - Castro - San Francisco, CA
Probably in my top 5 favorite Yelp reviews. I went to Lucky 13 this weekend. I don’t understand why I continue to go back there when I consistently end up getting into emotionally painful conversations when I go there. It never fails, EVERY TIME no...
