July 2008
47 posts
Twitter / Zappos.com CEO -Tony: Mexican... →
I know a lot of people don’t like reading the Zappos CEO’s twitter, but fuck this is PRICELESS. The injustice! Low carb dieters should start some kind of movement.
June 2008
16 posts
the new way to measure your drunkenness
Do you want to call your ex? No, then you’re probably doing okay.
-Courtesy of JEH
“I just want you to know that I never would have made your life worse. Only...”
– Twitter / diablocodyI
“Please don’t respond if you’re a heavy drinker or smoker, a BBW or a...”
– Changing My Luck…?
I love reading CL ads from people who have gone on dates with me but it hasn’t worked out. I think this particular paragraph is a pointed reference to me, except for the single mom and STDs thing. Although the BBW thing is bullshit - this guy saw pics of me before he...
Female interested in Tech and (Celeb) Gossip seeks... →
I didn’t post this. I stopped reading The Superficial ages ago. My heart only belongs to Crazy Days & Nights.
Also, I would never live in the 650. 415 or 510 ONLY.
tumblr: it's my new livejournal
It’s funny how sometimes you are in this bottomless pit of emo and then a quick sucession of things happen that prove to you that life is beautiful, damnit and you better appreciate it.
So, here are some things I have been happy about:
1) Prospect of working with Melissa Gira, one of my newest fierce lady writing heroes on a project of hers. We should be meeting this week to talk about...
“or this one:
fat
ugly
gay
retarded
a man (this one is my favorite!)...”
– Urban Dictionary: maria
“Maria
The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many...”
– Urban Dictionary: maria
White Whines from this Weekend
My little hissy fit about how OMG Brown Cow yogurt is better than Clover and OMG this isn’t like the yogurt I had in EUROPE reminded me of some white whines Ed and I came up with this weekend:
1) Ugh, I hate how Yelp Mobile doesn’t let you search talk and the browser on my 300 dollar phone doesn’t download the real Yelp site correctly
2) I really hate how the Prious...
you know what i hate?
When I get a giant cup of coffee from Peet’s and still want to pass out on the couch after I am done drinking it. I could probably sleep for another 3-4 hours right now, but I can’t, because I have so much writing to do and I’m sitting here staring at Movable Type, willing myself to JUST FREAKING DO IT, MARIA.
I also hate low fat yogurt, which I stupidly bought today instead of...
“non-alcoholic beer is for those who want “beer belly chic” without...”
– Twitter / Pete Cashmore
Phone Sex Operators - The Morning News →
Pretty cool photo essay of a variety of phone sex operators.
syntheticpubes:
nightmarebrunette:
The Knife -...
Catching Up.
It’s been so long since I’ve written in you, Tumblr. I was occupied with real life (and with uh, a dude) and have since come to New Jersey where the wi-fi is unsteady, so the Internet must remain functional and I can’t post interesting things. I feel out of sorts, and with good reason, I’ve literally had no time alone in the past 10 days save for a few hours travelling. And...