December 2008
126 posts
November 2008
109 posts
I will now post music without caring if I look...
i am ready, i am ready for a fall
There’s a big black poodle hanging out in the doorway of this cafe between the patio and the indoor section. She has a big mop of hair and refuses to get out of the way and is just sitting there, holding court and making anyone who wants to sit out at the patio walk around her. She is kind of amazing, this poodle.
buzzkill
nothing interrupts a hot tub party like discovering you’re covered in ants. what a fucking night this is.
call the waaahmbulance
I’m warning you: I’m one of those people that hates the holidays. I am boyfriendless and my family lives a million miles away and even when I am near them, I still feel pretty shitty and alone. My best holidays were spent with Joe and he is so gone. Anyway, just warning you. I hate the holidays. January 1 is such a huge relief.
A brief list of things I am thankful for
Fuck it, I am joining the party.
1. San Francisco and how she loves me and keeps giving me little gifts.
2. Living in the Mission again and hearing Spanish everywhere
3. My awesome, insane, loud, tactless family who would do anything for me and are my biggest fans, even if they don’t fully understand what it is that I am doing
4. My awesome, insane, loud, tactless urban San Francisco...
That’s called Turkey Sandwich Utopia. I hope you have avocado, swiss cheese and good bread for lunch on Friday.
tesslynch:
18-lb turkey
2 people
= fatties
The Cranberries - Ode To My Family: USA →
I’ve had this shitty song in my head all week. Now you get to have it in your head, too. Just in time for the holidays.
We Love Claire Nereim’s Forever Calendars «... →
If there’s anything I love to do, it’s pimp out people I know. In a sexual way.
ANYWAY - I went to Oberlin with Claire and she was always super sweet and fun and stylish. Her calendars look awesome!
Pumpkin Cupcakes Recipe - Pumpkin Cupcakes →
I will make these for our Friday night Post Thanksgiving feast.
Online first dates lead to sex →
This gets a big fat LOL from me.
elisha:
One third of women who meet someone online have sex on the first date, and three quarters of these do not use a condom. (via aja)
benwasser:
Does anyone else ever consider using the ‘like’ feature to love bomb people who don’t reciprocate your follow?
ugh, i disgust myself
i’m going to get some lunch now.
Lucky Strike
dearoldlove:
I have to believe our relationship continues to play out in all those particles of cigarette smoke we exhaled together.
“If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind wanders.”
– then my heart is wrapped in cheeseburgers, red wine, bitters & soda, and ocean views.
(via littlemiss) (via kari-shma) (via finallyseeing) (via unicornology) (via missb) (via counterforce) (via kaytee) (via soupsoup) (via xyzprincess)
liking is not the same as answering
no someecard for you, marco sparks!!
spying on two people
1. A young man, likely no older than 13, sitting here by himself, going through a day planner and the community college schedule. He is eating really delicately, with his napkin on his lap. I’m so impressed that this little dude has mastered the art of dining solo when I know so many people my age and older who can barely take a sip of water without company.
2. This other guy has the exact...
amateur study
who are the people who always get re-blogged no matter what they say?
i will start
1. let’s just put all of the this recording people here
2. unicornology
3. synthethicpubes
i am interested in how re-blogging fosters a group mentality. do you reblog more often when you see it’s already been reblogged a million times? do you find yourself rebloggin the same people out of habit? or...
things i want right now
1. a recipe for buttercream frosting that is not for 24 cupcakes
2. Vicodin or some derivative
3. Burrito delivery
Creamy yet Healthy Chicken and Mushroom Pasta →
I made this for myself the other night. It was really quick and easy, so I am bookmarking all of Laura Silver’s bitchbuzz recipes.
For those following along at home, I used feta for the soft cheese and I added some bacon and it added a really nice smokey flavor to it.
I’m curious about Veganizing this for my vegan BFFs and I think I would go with some follow your heart faux cheese,...
live through this
alaskamiller said:
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but it ain’t no thing. it is what it is. if life wasn’t meant to be complicated and we had to contrive drama out of thin air, i would be a reality tv star. cheers, i’ll be more than alright by the end.
I feel this way a lot. Whether or not it is a stupid way to feel isn’t really my concern. What I’ve learned in the past two years is that a lot of bad...
tumbledore:
Ladytron - “Destroy Everything You...
Can white people please explain...
I really liked this song because it was used in a love scene in the movie Monster between Aileen Wournos & Charlize Theron, when they are roller skating. It’s the perfect white trash love song.
However, college kids and douches have taken the song over (the same douches who were yelling “i’m rick james, bitch!”). This is especially true at karaoke. Everyone thinks they...
the call is coming from inside the house
I was washing my hands and I heard the phone buzzing. I get a lot of telemarketing calls (don’t know why) so I rarely answer the phone, especially since I have everyone else on custom ringers. I looked and the missed call came from a number that was this: 1-111-1111. It scared me, all those identical numbers.
They left a voicemail, which the telemarketer dicks never do, so I listened,...
i am better now
thanks to marco and melissa.
and ed, who made me watch the season finale of the real housewives of atlanta, which i did, while drinking another glass of whiskey, eating some double rainbow soy cream very cherry chip and looking through all the catalogs. real adults get a lot of catalogs. there were catalogs for different packaged foods, like an entire catalog of gift sets of fast food items (the...
don't believe me, i'm always here
I think I need a Tumblr break. My raging sense of inadequacy is amplified when I read some of this shit and I recognize how stupid it is (intentional or not, we are all creating little personas here and just because someone is like this on here doesn’t mean they’re amazing offline, too. and this is an internet community — anyone who spends a lot of time here is at their core,...
Sigh.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
tylercoates:
The Internet. Am I right?
Smart Girls At The Party →
Amy Poehler’s new kid friendly project. It’s really great, trust me. I sent it to my 16 year old cousin, who just joined Facebook.
a history of my residences
Since I turned 21 and lived in San francisco, here are my living situations:
June - August 2002, co-op apartments on Haste in Berkeley, right off Telegraph, roommate was cool at first, but then would have loud drug induced screaming fits.
August 2002-June 2003, lived in shitty oddly shaped ground level three bedroom at 21st and South Van Ness (behind the real Victorian, I called it the...
kitties!
I now live with two cats. The shyer one has been hiding all day and the more outgoing one, the black cat, has been slowly invesigating me. He sat down next to me, cautiously. He rubbed his head against the computer on my lap. He looked away from me and whenever I started to pet him, he turned his head around and gave me a dirty look: “Not now bitch. This relationship is not ready for...
I’m sitting on a plane, listening to a playlist of depeche mode, arcade fire, !!!, beyonce, britney, and NIN. We are number 25 to fly out of jfk. I am not surprised; jfk always does to me. I sit on a pretty plane with a tv and then make my way through everything while I wait and wait. I am sending this via email on my sidekick. It is so grey outside and I can’t wait to be in...
