What Kim Kardashian and I have in common
Besides having a big ass, that is. Apparently according to this clip from her reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim & I are both just like "007". As in, we are both hella nosy.
I’m not gonna lie: I found out who my ex started boning after me when I checked his voicemail and heard a voicemail from Not Me that sounded innocous, but since I speak girl, I was able to detect the sing-songy I have a crush on you I’m insecure about calling you so I’m going to leave this excessively long message about nothing OMG PLEASE CALL ME BACK subtext.
Less psychotically, I used to have this roommate who was a total manwhore on Craigslist m4m and he used my computer to check his email once and stupidly let Firefox save his password. I was able to follow his dirty exploits for months afterwards and learned he used every opportunity to have dudes over when me and the other roommate were out of the apartment.
And what have I learned from all this breaking and entering? Mostly shit I didn’t want or need to know. I already knew the ex had a new girl because he told me and I already knew gay roommate was a manwhore because I could hear it next door. The rest were just details.
What are some questions you didn’t really want to know the answers to, but asked anyway?
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