Douchebag Discount
As we all know I love the 702 (Vegas for those of you unfamiliar with west coast area codes), but it’s very expensive to go there, especially when I won’t stay anywhere lower than 4 stars. I’m always on the lookout for discounts, mostly in the realm of “Let me crash in your much more expensive hotel room or suite please” but once in a while, I stumble upon something that was truly made for me. I present to you, the Douchebag Discount:
Now, those douchebags in striped shirts, too much cologne, who roam in packs from one side of the club to the other and who walk around the strip all day with those gay looking phallic margarita glasses hanging from their necks, now they too can have the opportunity to save a little money that they need to spend on Red Bull, hair gel or lamb skin condoms. I’m glad someone at Vegas.Com was thinking of these guys; after conventioners, douchebags are the backbone of the Vegas economy.
Picture courtesy of the classic Hot Chicks With Douchebags
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