One of my friends recently got laid off from their job and found themselves with a very large flexible spending account to spend. Rather than buy a lifetime supply of Advil or Q-tips, she decided to buy 33 packs of the morning after pill, also known as Plan B and share the wealth with [...]
I’m going give you something besides stories about dudes. I’m going to tell you what to do if you are dying your hair black and it gets all over your face. I would have taken pictures of it but I am going to dinner tonight and didn’t want to give my friends more reasons to [...]
This is the point in any experiment in which I start to get bored and start to rationalize why I shouldn’t go through with my 30 posts in 30 days. Only 5 people read my blog, I think, and almost all of them know me in real life. I already did the entry about Vegas-Gate. [...]
Everyone’s cracking fat jokes on the Interwebs today about Pierce Brosnan’s bootylicious wife and her unapologetic bikini wearing. I’m sure all the people commenting on her figure and calling her a whale are a smooth size 0.
Whatever, haters. Pierce just likes a woman with back. As the song says, even white boys got to [...]
Inspired by:
For Guy Virgins: Basic Things No One Told Me About Sex (Dating Groundwork)
Sex Tips for Lady Virgins (Jezebel)
1. Despite what anyone tells you, your virginity is not a sacred gift. It’s not something you own and it’s not something that makes you a better person. On the flip side, if you want to [...]
I’m not going to lie: when it was my ex’s birthday last year, I listened to The Smiths “Unhappy Birthday” on repeat. Is there a song that captures that sweet essence of hating someone you also still love more? Look at the lyrics: And if you should die/I may feel slightly sad/but I won’t cry [...]
I didn’t write a blog entry last night because I was doing a little thing that you may call “sleeping”. Many thanks to my pals for buying me two Coronas on an empty stomach during the Upright Citizens Brigade/ASSSSSCAT show and then taking the party across the street to fancy pants Frisson, where I consumed [...]
I have had this song, REM’s “Bang & Blame” (which is supposedly about Michael Stipe’s relationship with Courtney Love!!) in my head ever since I wrote my coming out as a homewrecker entry. PLEASE keep in mind that when I use the word “homewrecker”, I am using it with a gigantic sarcastic tone. I don’t [...]
My life has turned into an endless pursuit of sleep. I guess things were better when I was staying up all night and sleeping until the middle of the afternoon because at least I was getting large hours of it a time, but now my body refuses to sleep past 4-5 hours, on some sort [...]
I actually managed to catch this episode of the Colbert Report this morning and thought that Stephen Colbert’s tribute to his striking writers was so sweet and touching that I had to share it with you guys. I totally support the writers’ strike and hope it can end in a way where the writers don’t [...]
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